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Hello everyone and welcome to the fifteenth issue of the Bob Ross Report!
Here are some ideas from under the big-ass-afro!
Yes folks! The man himself is back for this report!

Hello my happy little No Mercy fans! It's been quite a while hasn't it? I believe that the superstars of the WWF (or is that WWE now?) did a great job filling my 'fro but now I am back!

So what has been going on in the WWF? Well, some things never change, like Austin being the champion. That little Rattlesnake has been going around giving everyone a good wacking, just slapping them around a little and that title is still around his waist.

Another thing that hasn't changed a single bit is X-Pac queerness. No matter what we try, that guy just has SUCK! written all over him. His attire and routine doesn't help him much either.

Without a shadow of a doubt Haku must be my favorite wrestler. Not only does this man have the moves, he also has the do!
Has anybody noticed that he has gone missing in action around the time I did? Uncanny isn't it?
Expect Haku back soon for a monster push!

Kevin Nash & Scott Hall, known as The Outsiders, are the tag champs. Who would have thought we would see that in the WWF? They have a big match coming up against The Hardy Boyz at Wicked Game, and this will be the biggest match in their lives. Can they actually keep up with this young team? As many know both men are manipulative and demanding though the rumors that they wanted a mini-bar built into the turnbuckle are false. So are the rumors that Nash asked if he could have a bed inside the ring and that Jeff and Matt would run themselves into it, so he didn't have to do much..
Let me say it again, THESE RUMORS ARE FALSE! They only wanted a lazy-boy next to the ring and a six-pack stashed in the turnbuckle.

The rumors and stories that Triple H is a part of the booking team, and that he has alot of influence through Stephanie McMahon are all false. Hunter is just one of the boys, who likes to contribute to the benefit of the company.

Things seem to have changed for Edge ever since he won the I.C. title from Triple H. But oddly enough not always for the better. Edge has now been booked to have dog kennel matches with the Bossman for 6 nights a week, the seventh night he gets to wrestle Jacky, and most of the time he loses even! As a result Edge's star has somewhat deminished while suddenly Crash's seemed to have risen as he is now headlining shows against Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho.

The cruiserweights are really starting to get into their own on our shows. To add to the atmosphere that they are used to, we have added laugh tracks to their matches. In addition, any suicidal move that they perform will be refered to as 'What a move! This must be the biggest night ever as later on in the show..'

Expect the Bob Ross Clam Chowder to pop up in your local Wendy's soon. Booker T might tour the country promoting the product. Knowing his knack for comedy he just might steal the show...or the cash register...

I didn't just say that..

Molly's new look is different from the standard mold. Her Van Dyk brown hair really makes her look special.
Trish Stratus is rather special as well. Though she should get rid of her current catchphrase and make a new one...Now here is the part where I would make some sort of sexual innuendo but that isn't necesarry. Just think of Trish and you get the idea.

That's it for this week, keep on being happy and watch the skies for even more happiness!