![]() and then suddenly out of the blue a US guy comes around with quite a storytelling talent and mails me these thoughts on pissing:
He just gave me permission to publish it here. |
Pissin'
Piss on the ground is wasted piss. Pissin' should be somethin' ya do
with a friend. Shootin' piss in yer buddy's beard or down his pants
tells him what ya think o' him. It's easy ta do; ya don' even have ta
undress. Pop yer fly and stick yer dick down yer buddy's jeans an' let
go. Or pull out yer dicks and play with 'em while ya soak each other.
It's even better when ya kin git nekkid. Any part of yer buddy's bod can
be yer target. Piss down his leg. Soak his balls and crotch hair. Run
yer dickhead over his shitlips, then pee in his buttcrack and lick the
wet shit. Fill up his navel and lick out the piss. Spray his armpits, so
they'll stink even more'n usual. Squirt your piss on his tits and suck
it off. Pee in his beard, and watch the piss run down his chest.
Or do it "doggy-style." Ya both git down on all fours and crawl around,
sniffin' and lickin' at the other guy's shithole and private parts. When
yer bladder is ready ta burst, ya lift yer leg and spray a load right in
his face.
Then there's real down-and-dirty pissin'. Filthy and funky. The stuff ya
do when you and yer buds are out campin'.
One of 'em brought a really big jug. For a couple o' days ya piss in the
jug instead of on each other. The piss starts gettin' really
foul-smellin'. One of the guys drops in a turd to make it stink even
worse. After a week, it's turned inta thick brown "piss likker"
that stinks as bad as an outhouse that ain't been cleaned out in a year.
Half the guys git down on their knees and raise their butts in the air.
Ya shove a funnel down each o' their shitholes and poor in a big slug of
the piss likker. When they're filled up, they squat over the other guy's
faces and start rubbin' their butts around. |
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