and then suddenly out of the blue
a US guy comes around
with quite a storytelling talent
and mails me these thoughts on pissing:

He just gave me permission to publish it here.
He's called William Sommerwerck.
You can mail him on williams@nwlink.com.
It's his own stuff so please remember
you cannot re-use it in any way without his permission.

Pissin'

Piss on the ground is wasted piss. Pissin' should be somethin' ya do with a friend. Shootin' piss in yer buddy's beard or down his pants tells him what ya think o' him. It's easy ta do; ya don' even have ta undress. Pop yer fly and stick yer dick down yer buddy's jeans an' let go. Or pull out yer dicks and play with 'em while ya soak each other.

It's even better when ya kin git nekkid. Any part of yer buddy's bod can be yer target. Piss down his leg. Soak his balls and crotch hair. Run yer dickhead over his shitlips, then pee in his buttcrack and lick the wet shit. Fill up his navel and lick out the piss. Spray his armpits, so they'll stink even more'n usual. Squirt your piss on his tits and suck it off. Pee in his beard, and watch the piss run down his chest.

Or do it "doggy-style." Ya both git down on all fours and crawl around, sniffin' and lickin' at the other guy's shithole and private parts. When yer bladder is ready ta burst, ya lift yer leg and spray a load right in his face.

Then there's real down-and-dirty pissin'. Filthy and funky. The stuff ya do when you and yer buds are out campin'. One of 'em brought a really big jug. For a couple o' days ya piss in the jug instead of on each other. The piss starts gettin' really foul-smellin'. One of the guys drops in a turd to make it stink even worse. After a week, it's turned inta thick brown "piss likker" that stinks as bad as an outhouse that ain't been cleaned out in a year. Half the guys git down on their knees and raise their butts in the air. Ya shove a funnel down each o' their shitholes and poor in a big slug of the piss likker. When they're filled up, they squat over the other guy's faces and start rubbin' their butts around.
The empty guys start suckin' the filled guys' shitlips, teasin' the holes until brown, stinkin' piss starts drippin' out. The empties stick their tongues in the holes, pumpin' 'em in and out. The filleds grind their asses into the beards under 'em.
One o' the filled guys gets so het up that he farts, dumpin' his load o' piss right in the face of the guy under him. The rest of the empties keep lickin' and pokin' and suckin', swallerin' the stinkin' brown piss that drips out.
Then the empties git filled up, and pleasure the other studs the way they was pleasured. There's still some piss likker left. Ya soak yer beards in it and rub what ya kin into yer armpits.
Then ya all starting fillin' up the jug agin.